Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Girls Go Crazy For a Sharp Dressed Man

New NFL Commissioner Goodell told the AP that the suits worn by Mike Nolan of San Francisco (my high school girlfriend was his kids' babysitter when he was Giants LB coach) and Jack Del Rio of Jacksonville were superfly: "I love it. I think it's great. It reflects well on the coaches and reflects well on the National Football League. Our coaches are a very important reflection of the NFL. I think the more impressive they look, the better it reflects on us."

In unrelated news, Vince Young's electrifying 39 yard TD run in overtime stunned his hometown Houston (who passed on the National Champion QB in the 2006 draft). When asked about the game-winning gallop, Young said: "I felt like my mom was chasing me with a belt."

I laughed out loud when I read that. Then, immediately, I wondered if it wasn't the saddest thing I've ever read in my life.
And I've read Watership Down.


Jerious Norwood said...

Hey, Get off Al... he did just get off your mom. She's a slut.

Badcock said...

If I'm going to hell, I'm gonna drag Al Davis with me.