Sunday, January 07, 2007

"Pull A Romo"

With all grace, fanfare and confetti, I hereby welcome the phrase "pull a Romo" into the common tongue. To ensure its proper use, I'll parse it away from other neologisms.

Hug a Panda: Any time someone does something they think will be cute and/or fun, and turns out to be comically, horrifically disastrous, as defined by Big BM.

Pulling a Homer: to succeed despite idiocy

Being Munsoned: to have it all in the palm of your hand and blow it (note: the phrase never caught on, despite Kingpin boasting some of Bill Murray's best work)

Pull A Romo: believe your own hype & then commit a fatal blunder like an asshole


HaHa - fucking - HaHaHa! The Cowboys suck! Maybe Bill "Shrimp Tips" Parcells was right: it is too early to start anointing the Romo.





Hey Dallas! Way to "Pull A Romo" (see visual aid to left). Let's hope that's a horn of plenty. Ropes and ropes and ropes! Can we change their name to the Bukkake Cowboys?

Pull that Romo, Romo. I hope it gets in your eye.

2 comments:

Phil said...

Kingpin, might be the funniest movie of the ninties.

Jerious Norwood said...

Mr. Badcock, I must say that I'm consistantly impressed by the effortless seething anger and cynisism with which you embue your comments. You see, I thought that was my domain, but you have shown me that I've been resting on my laurels and given me food for thought. I'm going to have to reevalute my raison detre vis a vis this website, and perhaps come at this enterprise in an entirely knew way.

On the other hand that sounds like a lot of work. Maybe I'll just put more effort into being the biggest dick I can be.