First up--ladies, we now have quantifiable proof that the men who run this blog are a little shy, and you should totally make the first move. By "first move" I mean tasteful cheesecake photos. That includes you, upstairs neighbor who hasn't been having loud sex lately!
Onward!
CJ, Gossip Columnist for the Tribune says Kevin Garnett is buying a new mansion, which suggests he isn't leaving town soon. It has, pardon the pun, a shitload of bathrooms.
Gophers win the WCHA Hockey Championship! Eat shit and die, North Dakota!
Gophers win National Wrestling Title. Cole Konrad will some day mutate again, and lay waste to your hometown, with his asymetric body and clearly visible dong.
photo credit: Carlos Gonzales, Star Tribune.
12 comments:
I'm telling Cole where you live, Big BM.
He knows what to do with you little folk.
Who cares if you can see his dong in his singlet? I'm more concerned with what looks like two ovaries up there ...
Those are his testicles which got crammed into his body cavity during the match. He'll need to get dropped soon.
I don't think you can use the shy excuse just because you live in Minnesota. However, it totally applies if you grew up here. There is something weird about Minnesota dudes.
Also, why is it cheesecake when the pictures are of women, but beefcake when it's men?
Is that a joke? Well, cheesecake is like peanut butter, soft and easy to spread (and delicious with whipped cream and berries). I have no idea what a beefcake is - I thought that was called meatloaf.
It absolutely wasn't a joke. I figured someone somewhere would know the origins of the usage and would post it because I was too lazy to Google it myself.
But I guess I must do that myself, just like I have to start asking boys out. *sigh*
here you go, Jess. It turns out that beefcake was modeled on the already existing usage of cheesecake to describe ladies.
From Dictionary.com
–noun Informal. photographs of nearly nude young men in magazines or the like, posed to display their muscular bodies.
[Origin: 1945–50; beef + cake, modeled on cheesecake]
Yeah, I found the same thing and searching further to find out why cheesecake is used in the same manner has only served to make me want a piece of cheesecake.
Not a joke as in the answer is obvious or common knowledge, but it sounded like it was a joke (lacking the punchline). Example:
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson molests little boys.
Or
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a female astronaut?
Michael Jackson molests diaper wearing boys, and female astronauts attempt homocide while wearing a diaper.
Oh, that kind of joke. No, sorry. I'm a girl, so I'm not funny. It's been proven by scienticians or something I've been told.
Muumuuman is trading in old horses.
Here's the cutting edge: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
I see badcock and the Lions have something in common.
Weak, MMMan.
Sarah Silverman is a girl and she's funny as hell.
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