Saturday, May 26, 2007

Exeunt Stage Left

Exiting Stage Left isn't just for queer cartoon lions, who think that neckties and cuffs makes up for the lack of pants and shirt.

It it also for bloggers who have children, and decide to look after their kids, instead of entertaining us all. We will miss Bat-Girl, goddamn it. We are still kind of holding out hope that this is somehow a stunt for Sweeps, even though it is a website and not a TV show.

For the record, your faithful six regulars at IDYFT had a combined 3 children between when this thing started (that we know of. Ha-ha. Negligent fatherhood is hilarious!). We're still up and running, and most of us will never pass on our genetic material, because we recognize that our genes are weak, and shouldn't be passed, and/or, no woman in their right mind would let us impregnate them and/or babies are stupid, and we ain't interested in stupid babies.

Regardless, make sure you peruse the Bat-Girl archives of great Lego re-enactments. For some reason, I really love the one in which the Lego Twins go on strike in protest of the horrible scene of Twineptitude they have to take part in.



(Those are the Twins at the bottom of the image, arguing whether they really have to reenact the Twins getting swept by Boston.) That's meta-commentary, people. It is a bit post post-modern, or popomo.








Another fine young person exiting the stage they built is Robbie Fowler, the closest thing Liverpool has had to a god since Lennon got shot and McCartney became such a fucking pussy. I first heard about this from YNBA, on whom we have a bit of a crush on, despite her support of the fucking Carolina Railhawks. Minnesota Thunder for Life, yo! Anyway, how best to celebrate Robbie Fowler's career at Liverpool?

Do we celebrate with his Penalty Kick goal with his infamous simulated celebration of snorting coke? Robbie knocking off a pussy Neville brother in embarrassing fashion? His hat-trick? (with IDYFT fave Stan Collymore assisting on all three).

Fuck it. You get the 5 minute highlight, aptly titled, There's Only One Robbie Fowler.

2 comments:

lbutler36 said...

Snagglepus isnt gay, he's just artistic

Badcock said...

I was a fan of the Lego reenactments.

The Raiders suck!