Tuesday, November 06, 2007

We Eventually Deliver Prizes

The Winner of the IDYFT March Clinically Insane Tournament had her prize delivered this past weekend. It only took us a couple of a couple of months to get it done.

Hey man, do you want the job done right, or the job done quickly? Because you surely can't have both.

Here's the winning Jesus Statue in all its glory. Congrats to Jess, who, it must be said, is sounding a bit cocky. I would shit talk, but she also says that I am charming and handsome, so you know, picking on someone that addled just seems mean. Eventual Winner of the Football Pick'em, you see? This is proof that you too can have Jesus playing sports in your home. It may take awhile, but it will happen.



14 comments:

Jess said...

I'm addled? At least I know "a couple" is not nearly equal to more than six.

And I think the bigger reason you can't talk shit is because I'm totally kicking your ass in the standings.

Jerious Norwood said...

You gave BBM your home address?!? That's how you wind up in pieces in a fridge my darlin'. Though probably with beautifully manicured nails. Hey we're all 'into' something.

Jess said...

So, I shouldn't have done my nails? This is the kind of information that might have been useful beforehand, you know.

Jerious Norwood said...

No worries, you'll probably break a couple in the struggle.

Jess said...

Oh, well in that case, um ... Do I need to start sleeping with a knife under my pillow or something?

Jerious Norwood said...

Look on the bright side. If you have a cat or some sort of furry pet, he might be satisfied with having you find it in pot of boiling water on your stove when you get home. I dunno. Though if you don't have a cute, little pet I'd get one post haste. You never know, maybe you'll be one of the 'lucky' ones.

Jess said...

I don't have any pets. There are always spiders in my apartment, though. Will those work? I'm beginning to understand, I think, why he keeps saying I'm dead inside because I hate LOLcats.

Do I even want to know what happens to the "lucky" ones?

Jerious Norwood said...

I've already said too much, I mean... I was joking.... gotta go.


And no.

Muumuuman said...

Is Jesus setting a pick or is he going to block that shot?

Big Blue Monkey said...

I think what you are seeing there is the end result of a full-court trapping defense.

Stupid Bobby Bluepants has picked up his dribble, and 5 seconds are ticking away.

Don't pick up your dribble against Jesus, kids. You'll be fooked!

Miwacar said...

Morbidly creepy shit aside, how is it that Jess has come to call Big BM "handsome"?

I can understand the "charming" mistake, as most people with severe social diseases, seem in their own mixed up way to be charming, but has she seen Big BM?

Sincerely,
Curious in St. Paul

Jess said...

I have seen him and I stand by my assertion.

Jerious Norwood said...

Its a new tactic, I'll give you that. Hey, if I were in your situation, I'd think outside the box too. Godspeed, little doodle.

Jess said...

Is that directed toward me? If so, I haven't the foggiest idea what you mean.

But I do appreciate the Simpsons reference.