Saturday, December 29, 2007

We Have Arrived. Someone Is Stealing Our Shit

Here's the shirt we've been offering for more than a year. Basically, as long as this blog as has been alive:























And now, some DICKHEAD has stolen our name, and our design.

Look at this theft!

I would copy the photo in, but it is all done in Flash (the medium of thieves).

You can ask them why they are stealing our designs and our name.

12 comments:

Andrew Wice said...

I attached an offensive comment to the site. Anything else I can do? Imprison the model "Darren" in one of my cruel bondage prisons for your pleasure?

Muumuuman said...

I think the onion is the only org that has a case here.

Jerious Norwood said...

I know of a schister lawyer in Madison that we can put on the case. As long we keep him knee deep in Miller Lite, and threaten to call him a pussy if he doesn't file a frivolous lawsuit on our behalf, we're in.

Muumuuman said...

That's not much miller lite, as the law talking guy you speak of spends most his time on his knees.

Andrew Wice said...

Preferred spelling is "shyster" which may be a corruption of "shylock." "Scheister" also accepted.

I've been hoping to blame my mental and emotional problems on someone else. This lawsuit seems like a good opportunity.

I want $75 million plus one of that motherfucking asshole clown's "I shoot people" shirts with a drawing of a camera on it. It's so funny, it's the shizzle!

I want to crush that motherfucking asshole clown with our combined darknesses.

Jerious Norwood said...

Who wants to feign surprise that the Christian-blood-drinking killer of Jesus would be the one to quibble with my spelling of "shyster"?

Big Blue Monkey said...

Well in, Jerious.

MuuMuuMan, there is a world of difference between "Your Favorite Band Sucks." and "I Dislike Your Favorite Team."

There is very little difference between "I Dislike Your Favorite Team" and "I Dislike Your Favorite Team" in a different font.

I've already got our stupid drunken law talking guy on the case. One problem: he thought a lawsuit was what he wore to court.

Ha-ha!

boo, me. Boo.

Phil said...

They fucked with the wrong crew. Show them what Dislike really is, guys.

Andrew Wice said...

I think we can ruin the pathetic "business" run by this cultivator of diarrhea-goatees.

As much energy as we use against each other, imagine the anguish we can inflict upon "rubedogg" by working together.

Big Blue Monkey said...

It is totally possible that the business was ruined way before that shirt was stolen from us.

But I'm looking into it with a real trademark lawyer, and not just the stupid drunk who wants the small towns of Wisconsin mumbling about how hot his sister is.

Muumuuman said...

She sure is hot, tell you what.

Andrew Wice said...

As the owner of a copyrighted design (check out tothelastdrop.com, children), I have to ask you, Big BM, if you actually bothered to copyright or trademark "IDYFT." Because it will be hard to even get an injunction without something on file (which costs $50 bucks and up).

Even if the retard selling the bootleg obviously isn't clever enough to come up with his own shit (witness the lame crap on sale), even if the lawyer has a hot sister (which I refuse to speculate upon, because I'm classy), it will be hard to do anything more than simply threaten a lawsuit.