Thursday, November 20, 2008

Open Letter to Drew Gooden

Bad enough you spent last year with a reverse bald spot on the back of your head.  Now you are going to grow a lomg Three-Point Beard?  And name it?  And not call it a Trident, or a Pitchfork, but a Johnny Boy?

What the Fuck, Drew Gooden.  Hire people to sedate you, who will shave you on a bi-weekly basis, thus not permitting these horrible mistakes to happen.

The Johnny Boy?  FUCK YOU.

1 comment:

Jess said...

That thing has a name?

I thought perhaps it was a silent shout out to WC and a pining for a Westside Connection reunion.