Coach Zorn has been handed a sandy pickle by the DC Skins ownership. The speed-dating champions of the NFL conspired to bring Sherm Lewis out of obscurity -- I mean, comfortable retirement -- to eyeball Zorn's admittedly ramshackle offense.
If the DC Skins beat the winless Panthers and perhaps the winless Chiefs to emerge 4-2, Lewis will be given credit for his elder statesmanship and guidance. If the DC Skins drop either game, the verdict will be that the patient was too fucked up to save. Either way, Zorn has been handed a sandy pickle. Damned if you do ...
The DC Skins don't need another set of eyes, they need some lineman who can run block. End of fucking story, retards.
And yet I can't wait to watch them tomorrow.
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