Friday, November 06, 2009

What Rhymes With "Cretinous Douchebag"?

Alternatively, "The first single is 'Date Rapist Hair.'"

Those two headline jokes, taken together, can only mean one thing: JJ Redick has plans to release a hip-hop CD.

As far as I can tell, this is for real, and that JJ Redick is not kidding. You can hope that he's kidding, but that will only lead to severe disappointment later. Just accept it, and move on.

1 comment:

Jess said...

The question is, will his first single be better or worse than "K.O.B.E."? I mean, it's not like JJ will have Tyra Banks singing back up or anything ...