Friday, April 02, 2010

Big Fat Dumb

I don't have the energy to explain this story -- I just drove across most of America -- so I will simply sum up:

DT Shaun Rogers was arrested at the Cleveland airport trying to take a loaded handgun onto an airplane in his carry-on bag.

I would call him retarded but that's an insult to retards.

UPDATE: Rogers has pleaded Not Guilty. A very strange decision, with no practical chance of success. Does he think a jury of his peers will exonerate him?

I'd say his lawyer is trying to Revive The Opossum.

3 comments:

Big Blue Monkey 2: The Quickening said...

You never know when you have to shoot a stewardess in Cleveland.

Big Blue Monkey 2: The Quickening said...

presumably, she was charging his carry-on bag, full of beer and bacon.

Andrew Wice said...

Unskinny bop!