Fat Albert Haynesworth was diagnosed with rhabdomyolysis, a rare disorder in which the muscles break down and poison the kidneys. As he complained about his playing time on Saturday, the symptoms must have subsided.
Rhabdomyolysis is especially rare among athletes and can be exacerbated by extreme heat. As Dr. Cooper explains, "You see the condition with people who aren't used to working out in the heat."
In an overwhelming number of cases, it is caused by acute trauma or prolonged inactivity. For example, fat ass losers whose "personal trainer" is stool softener.
Get off my favorite team!