Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Goodell Gets Involved in the Redskins Debate and Gets It Wrong

I really was going to leave the issue with the Redskins alone for awhile. I made it just over a month. But to be fair, I wasn't expecting the Commissioner of the NFL to step into quite the way he did today. I guess members of Congress (including the Co-Chairs of the Congressional Native American Caucus) forced his hand by sending a letter asking for him to step in and get that racist ass name changed. But to respond as dully as he did? That caught me off-guard, for some reason. I don't why I'm surprised that Goodell finds new ways to disappoint--I guess I assume he doesn't have an infinite resource of ways to screw up, but perhaps he does.

(Side note: High Schools in Idaho know what the right thing to do is.)

I doubt the letter reflects his own true personal beliefs, but since he has taken the job of carrying the owners' water, and has maybe elevated into art that particular profession, he's stuck here with a terribly lackluster defense of the most terrible nickname in the world of sports (and I'm including the Swiss Professional Soccer League's "Young Boys").

Let's get to that letter (dutifully published by Indian Country Today). I'll start off by noting you may have heard these arguments in some form recently. They feel very recycled from the Washington Drunken Savages PR department - even the wording sounds pretty familiar. So if you've been following this story closely, there may not be much new for you here. Goodell's letter is in the italic maroon script. My commentary interspersed in the boring ol' black and regular script.


In our view, a fair and through discussion of the issue must begin with an understanding of the roots of the Washington franchise and the Redskins name in particular. As you may know, the team began as the Boston Braves in 1932, a name that honored the courage and heritage of Native Americans. The following year, the name was changed to the Redskins, in part to avoid confusion with the Boston baseball team of the same name, but also to honor the team’s then-head coach, William “Lone Star” Dietz. Neither in intent nor use was the name ever meant to denigrate Native Americans or offend any group. 

There's a couple of things going on in this paragraph that I would like to address. It should be noted, LOUDLY, that the brains behind the name change was then owner George Marshall. Marshall was, by any objective measure, a racist. This isn't some charge coming out of some corner of the internet. It is well-known that he resisted integrating his team - they were the last team to add black players, years upon years after the rest of the league had already done so. I don't know about you, but I don't find racists to be racist toward just one particular race. They tend to have opinions about all the races. Maybe George Marshall disliked black people, but LOVED Native Americans, and couldn't wait to honor them. That's possible. It seems unlikely, however.

(beside the point, but maybe worth pointing out that research suggests that Dietz's Native background may be fiction)

But the real nutty sentence in that first paragraph is that last one. One can argue "intent" all day long, but in "use", intent is out the window. It doesn't really matter that the name was never "meant" to denigrate Native Americans or offend any group. The fact of the matter is that it does. No one has ever argued that Dan Snyder hits his pillow every night dreaming of new ways to make Native American children cry...but the result of the name is that it does. In preparing to write this response, I've read story after story about Native children playing for a team with an Indian mascot, and just how often their own personal nickname becomes "Redskin" or "Redman". It isn't fair to anyone,  but even more so to a child, to have themselves compared to cartoons and caricatures based on race. No one cares about "intent" or what "Redskins" was supposed to mean. The effects are what matter. Goodell, I suspect, knows this.

[Above] The honoring of Native Americans. 


The Washington Redskins name has thus from its origin represented a positive meaning distinct from any disparagement that could be viewed in some other context. For the team’s millions of fans and customers, who represent one of America’s most ethnically and geographically diverse fan bases, the name is a unifying force that stands for strength, courage, pride and respect.

You can't separate a word from its origin just because you want to. If I started up a new football team, and paid my $500,000,000 franchise fee and convinced some community to buy me a stadium, and did all my legwork, and then announced that I was taking back the word "Chink" on behalf of all Asians (non-Chinese get called Chink, you know), and the best way to do that was to name my team the St. Paul Chinks, I'd get some blowback, even if I asserted that the St. Paul Chinks "represented a positive meaning distinct from any disparagement that could be viewed in some other context." Good to know that Commissioner Goodell would be right there to defend my ideals, and allow me to rescue "Chinks" from negative connotation, just by naming a football team after that particular racist term. I would be a hero! Never mind that I am white, and my entire management team is white, and I'm maybe actually attempting to race bait. I'm A HERO! Go, St. Paul CHINKS!

The word "redskin" isn't just historical (that's a mistake that both defenders and protesters of the name make). The word is contemporary. It may not be in the high schools on the central East Coast, where so few Native Americans are to be found, but again, one of the things that struck me as I read background on this issue is that it is a profoundly personal issue for Native Americans who are against the name - "redskin" was the word they were bullied with. The name they were called on the basketball court, or in their school hallways. The racist overtone of the word isn't in some distant past when whites were collecting scalps (though it was certainly there. I think people are still blown away when they are presented with Frank L. Baum's words on the subject). In Minnesota, in Wisconsin, Oklahoma, Montana, Washington - there are kids being mocked for their race and the kids who are calling them that might well argue that they aren't being racist. How can it be racist, if there's an NFL team called that? And that's a legitimate question.

As for "Redskin" being positive, because the Redskins stand for strength, courage, pride and respect? It seems Goodell doesn't know that racism can be expressed as appreciating positives. Doesn't he have a buddy who creeps him out when he says, "Man, I really dig Asian chicks." I thought every white dude had that friend.

Maybe he missed Reggie White's legendary talk at the WI legislature? Or maybe he would agree it was alright to suggest that all Asians are good at engineering and can turn a "television into a watch." Going by Goodell's letter, he would certainly not argue that Reggie was being racist - he was clearly "honoring" Asians, right? No disparagement meant, therefore it is OK, right? Not every single Native American wants to be known for their tough warrior spirit, as it turns out. Some Native Americans are writers, artists..they may not be able to run through the forest twice as quick as a white man, or shoot an arrow at all! Screw those nerdy Indians (who often get called super-racist shit when they voice their concerns, by the way. I've seen "mud people" bandied about on forums like you wouldn't believe).


Importantly, this positive meaning is shared by the overwhelming majority of football fans and Americans generally, including Native Americans. (Attached as examples are recent remarks from Chief Steven Dodson, an American Inuit chief and resident of Prince Georges [sic] County, Maryland, and recently retired Chief Robert Green of the Patawomeck Tribe of Virginia.) Indeed, the most recent detailed survey of Native Americans, conducted by the independent and highly respected Annenberg Public Policy Center, found that fewer than 10% considered the name objectionable. Among the general public, an Associated Press survey conducted just two months ago found that only 11% felt it should be changed. 

The number of things wrong with those polls are legion, and I couldn't possibly explain them all. Luckily, I don't have to. Overall badass Suzan Shown Harjo has done it for us all.

The inclusion of "Chief" Steven Dodson in the letter seems to have struck a chord with both the reporters at Indian Country Times and in particularly, one of the readers (Geddes Lindsay) of Indian Country Times:

I'm Stephen's uncle...We are Aleut, not Inuit and he is 1/4, not full, as his mother, my sister, is only a half. Stephen isn't a "chief" but in the Air Force that was his nickname, as it was my brother's nickname in the Marine Corp. I'm not even sure Stephen has been to Alaska...I have no problem with Stephen expressing his views or standing up for what he believes in, but let's keep it honest. We were all raised in the mid-west, in Oklahoma..I personally find the Redskins name offensive, but we don't always agree on things like this. I know some Indians that aren't offended by the Redskins name and more still that are. The fact remains that it is a racial slur and therefore wrong in my opinion.

Public opinion aside, the Washington Redskins name has been confirmed in a legal context. When the matter was considered by the D.C. federal district court, the judge ruled against the plaintiffs and recognized that the name was been used by the team in a respectful manner. As I understand it, this ruling reversed the decision that informed the basis for the registration denials mentioned in your letter. 

Now, we are getting to an area that Goodell knows - look at him flexing his law muscles. But this seems mostly a PR move, as the law is one that Congress could (but is unlikely to) change. From what I know about that case, he's also being a bit disingenuous as to what the court found. If memory serves, what the court found, initially, was the people who brought the case to the court had waited too long to be offended (that's actually a concern in trademark law). There's a new case working its way right now, one that has yet to be decided. The Washington Redskins, it turns out, are still offending young Native Americans. Who knew?  

As you correctly recognize, the issued raised with respect to the Washington Redskins name are complex and we respect that reasonable people may view it differently, particularly over time. But we hope that there is no doubt that the team understandably is proud of its heritage and the culturally rich community it serves, and its fans understandably are highly attached to that history and the team’s history. The National Football League takes seriously its responsibility to exemplify the values of diversity and inclusion that make our nation great. To that end, please be assured that we are committed to working with the team, this Caucus and others to continue to reinforce the many positive attributes represented by the team’s name and marks.

Speaking of history, I almost lost my mind a few weeks back when reading the comment section in an article posted to ProFootballTalk about this issue, and read a comment from pathsovglory that read, "'As a citizen of Norwegian decent [sic], I demand that the state of Minnesota change their football teams [sic] name to better represent a more open and accepting term. “Vikings” is an offensive and derogatory term that blatantly assumes all people of Scandinavian descent are ruthless savages. And I take great exception to that.' Yes, it is the same thing.”

No, it ain't. But it does explain the mentality of a whole lot of white folks. They see Vikings and Indians as part of the same ancient back-story. There are descendants of actual Vikings living in Minnesota, I'm sure. There are actual Native Americans living in Minnesota, too. The Swedes in Minnesota have never protested the Minnesota Vikings. The Redskins meet their biggest protest crowds when they come to play in Minnesota. There's a difference between historical figures from across an ocean and 800 years ago, and Native Americans, here and present. Seems obvious to me.

With all due respect to the fatuous waste of space that is Commissioner Goodell, it isn't a complex issue. The NFL has thrown "heritage" and "tradition" out the window whenever it has served it's financial goals to do so. Ask the fans of Baltimore Colts, or Cleveland Browns, or Houston Oilers, or any number of other teams about what their pride in their tradition meant to their owners when there were dollars to be made.

So Dan Snyder, Roger Goodell and all of the apologists can stack up "positive attributes" like cord wood - the name is still racist.

Thursday, May 09, 2013

The Ongoing Vikings Stadium Funding Issue Just Got Weird

If you have followed the news here in beautiful Minnesota, you'll know that the State's share of the stadium cost is supposed to come from some increased gambling revenues. If you have followed the news a little bit more closely, you'll know that those revenues (shockingly) have not been coming in the way the State projected them to.

There's sadly nothing new about a private ownership group wrangling a sweetheart deal from the public. There's nothing new about that public entity finding out that the funding isn't quite coming along as nicely as they had hoped, or extending their estimates for how long it will take pay off the public's share.

So what makes today's announcement special? Because Governor Dayton got in there, and made it weird:   Dayton Says He Has Secret Plan For Secure Stadium Funding. And no, that link does not go to The Onion. I wish it did.

When asked about his secret plan, Dayton said he didn't want to ruin the surprise. Also, he said that whatever his secret plan is, it is "something you've never imagined", and that it wouldn't increase the Vikings stake.

Given the ridiculous ideas that have been thrown out there to get this stadium funding, the very idea that there is something, anything out there that hasn't been imagined is really hard to believe. The State House just passed a bill that paves the way for gay marriage - maybe Dayton is going to tax lavish ceremonies?

In all seriousness, the legislature is running out of time to come up with any fix before their session ends. Given the complexity of the issue, and Dayton's fairly earned reputation for being a somewhat lovable kook, to say that a Last Minute Funding Surprise should fill folks with trepidation seems like a bit of an undersell. Stay tuned, y'all.

Saturday, May 04, 2013

Derby Day Analysis and Wagers


The 7/2 morning line favorite was Orb.
The Kentucky Derby is almost always a wide-open affair. Changes in the qualifying process have made it even less predictable in 2013.

Most years, the field has at least a couple of sprinters that won a graded stakes race at six furlongs and qualified based on those results. Frequently, you could count on them to charge to the front and set quick fractions before tiring and allowing late-running closers to overtake them in the stretch. The fact that those type of horses didn’t make the field this year makes picking the race 'shape' somewhat more difficult.

This field is not exactly slow, but there is no obvious speed demon that you expect to set the pace. Most analysts think that Falling Sky will take the lead outright or duel with Goldencents. I believe that Verrazano might go to the front early but even if he doesn’t, he should be close to or on the lead coming into the final turn. Oxbow and Itsmyluckyday should be right there. Larry Collmus will thunder, “and DOWN the stretch they come,” and just about anything might happen.

Conventional wisdom says that if there is a fight for the lead and the fractions are fast, it sets up well for Normandy Invasion (7:1), Orb (7:1), and current favorite Revolutionary (5:1).

If the leader hits 1/2 mile marker at 48+ seconds, it’s more likely that Goldencents (6:1), Verrazano (9:1 from a 4:1 ML), or Itsmyluckyday (9:1) can hold off their late running challengers.

In a field this open, the best bet is to look for value and play whatever angles you can. With that in mind, I present my $101 in bets for the 2013 Kentucky Derby.

$1 Exacta: 8, 9, 14, 16 over 4, 6, 8, 9, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18 [Cost $32]

I’m leaving chic-picks Revolutionary and Normandy Invasion out of all my wagers. Both have to come from the behind a crowded field on a day that might be rainy. While Calvin Borel has made a name from himself doing exactly that at Churchill, I’m going to hope that this is the year his luck runs out. Leaving those horses out should guarantee at least a push in any combination and could pay nicely if one of the bombs gets up for second.

Fall down Normandy Invasion! Fall down Revolutionary!

$1 Exacta box: 6, 9, 10, 12, 18 [Cost $20]

The longish-shot express. Any winning combination here should pay handsomely.

$.50 Partial Trifecta Key: 8, 16 / 8, 12, 14, 16, / 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 20 [Cost $12]

I don’t really want to bet a trifecta – difficult to hit and expensive - but with the $.50 option available I’ll splash for Orb and Goldencents on top of my usual suspects.

$8 to place on the 18; $8 to place on the 20 (Frac Daddy and Vyjack) [Cost $16]

Sometimes funny things happen with place totes. If the top two finishers are both long shots, they split the place money and the payouts can be almost as lucrative as win bets. If either of these hit, this ticket should pay for the rest of the wagers.

$8 to win on the 8 [Cost $8]

Hmmm. I guess that means I think the douchey-double of Rick Pitino and Doug O’Neill are going to win. Oh well. Kevin Krigger seems like a pretty good dude.

$3 to win on the 6, 10, 14 and 16 [Cost $12]

The jockey wagers. A little love for Rosie Napravnik, Mike Smith, John Velazquez, and Joel Rosario. If everything else goes pear-shaped, these give me a final chance to cash at least one ticket.

$1 superfecta on the 8, 18, 10, 14 [Cost $1]

Might as well swing for the fences: Goldencents finds a stalking trip on the rail and takes the lead from Verrazano at the turn for home. Palice Malice makes a move from 6 lengths back to briefly challenge but Goldencents finds another gear and gets it done. A hard-charging Frac Daddy passes a tiring Verrazano and noses out Palice Malice in a photo to take second. Book it, Dano.

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Garwood B. Jones’ In-a-pinch Mint Julep:

  1. Fill glass with (crushed) ice
  2. Pour to top with bourbon
  3. Stir with a candy cane (there’s probably one in your Christmas decorations)
Mmm… that’s good julep. 

the 2013 Screed: For Real - "Redskins" Has To Go, If Just To Stop Bullshit Like This

For anyone new to this here blog (which is hard to imagine, as updating has been spotty at best), you should know that the two most frequent writers on this here blog are passionate fans of the American Football club located outside Washington DC. We have long argued, since this blog came online 2006, that the time has come to change the name of the Washington Football team. We skipped the annual screed in 2012, but in 2011, I wrote this (if I may quote myself):

Let's be clear--Redskin is a pejorative.  It's a fucking insult.  If you call a Native American a "redskin", I recommend that you be very, very, very good friends with that fucker.  Because if you are just casual friends, calling him or her that will result in you getting your ass kicked, or (at best) relegated to Dumb White Person Status.  TV comedy has mined jokes about White people being overly comfortable with Black Friends, until they say something like, "Oh man, you are my nigger."  And then there is a record-scratch noise, and the friendship takes a detour.  Go ahead, friends...track down your casual Native American acquaintance and call him or her "Redskin."  Oh wait--you don't have any Native friends, or acquaintances, or co-workers?  It's not your fault.  It's called Genocide, and it happened well before you were born. But just because there aren't any Native Americans in your workplace, or on your list of Facebook friends, doesn't mean they are not out there. They are! They watch TV. Unless they are on one of those Reservations that still doesn't have reliable electricity.


In the past 12 months or so, it seems that some bigger-time type bloggers have come around on this issue in pretty big-time fashion (welcome to the argument, Deadspin!) Which is great. Though they do sometimes get the origin wrong. No offense to Deadspin's Barry Petchesky, who is doing great work over there, but this intro sentence is not accurate: "Because the Redskins are relevant again, the periodic controversy about their use of a racial slur as a team name has flared up again." The controversy is not periodic; it is always there (like I said, we've been talking about it here for the past seven years). The fact that the Drunken Savages are relevant means that white people are paying attention again--"relevant" is a subjective assessment. Native folks never stopped paying attention.

Anyway, let's knock out the 2013 Screed by destroying some stupid ass column, OK? Thanks again to Deadspin (this time Tom Ley, who also does great work. Deadspin is good again, y'all. It was bad for awhile, but it is good again) I was made aware of this Washington Times editorial.

And let's be clear - the Washington Times is barely a newspaper. It is the conservative daily polemical of the Unification Church, aka The Moonies. But it is treated like a major paper, and people who have worked there have somehow graduated into real journalistic gigs, so...let's get to it. The issue that has raised the hackles of the conservatives (and when did "conservative" become "automatically defending racist shit", anyway?) is a DC Councilman named David Grosso putting forth an obviously non-binding resolution condemning the use of the word "Redskin". Which is, again, a word no non-Native person should use, ever. Grosso's suggested replacement is "Redtails", which would honor the Tuskegee Airmen, and allow the continued use of the Redskin feather. OK? You all caught up now?

The editorial begins with:

"We should put aside concerns about crime, decrepit schools, perpetual parking and traffic chaos and an unending series of corruption scandals in the District of Columbia government. The D.C. Council is poised to decide what a private business should call itself."

Non-binding resolution. The DC Council has no power to make a private business rename itself. It is a suggestion. Also, crime, decrepit schools, perpetual parking, traffic chaos, and corruption scandals can't be fixed with a name change. "The Washington Redskins" can be. The problem of the Washington Redskins can be fixed in, quite literally, seconds. Dan Snyder says, "let's change the name" and the name is changed. Boom. Done. No massive rebuilding of infrastructure needed.

David Grosso, an “independent” at-large councilman, says he will introduce a resolution demanding that Dan Snyder change the name of his Washington Redskins to the “Washington Redtails,” presumably to honor the Tuskegee Airmen, the black fighter pilots who wrote tales of heroism across the skies above World War II battlefields. The tails of their planes were painted red, and they terrorized the enemy like a linebacker going after a running back.

This paragraph is just to highlight the little tricks the Washington Times works - David Grosso is a self-identified independent. By putting "independent" in quotes, the Times suggests that he isn't really one, that he is some shadowy liberal, because only liberals give a shit about this stupid human rights bullshit. It is also curious that they say that Grosso chose Redtails because he meant "presumably to honor the Tuskegee Airmen", when that language is taken directly out of his resolution. There is no "presumably" about it. That's exactly what he wants to do. Love the choice, hate the choice - don't pretend that isn't what he is doing. It is exactly what he is doing.

Hold on to your hats, it is about to get real stupid.


Mr. Grosso, a composer yet, says the team’s popular anthem can be easily modified — “Hail to the Redtails” — and “you can still keep the feather.” Hooray. But if “Redskins” demeans Indians, why wouldn’t “Redtails” demean fighter pilots?


Let's ignore the fact that you don't have to be a composer to replace one two syllable word with another. Read that last sentence again. It is almost a parody. If Stephen Colbert said it, you would laugh with him, about what a ridiculous caricature of conservative thought it is. And yet, here it is, for real - they mean that. They don't get the difference between a fighter squadron being identified and celebrated by the color of their planes and millions upon millions of people being identified, killed, re-educated, raped, forced abortions and sterilization, forced to live in a desert with no water, and in general being discriminated against over and over again. There is literally no difference, in their mind.

Mr. Grosso might not know that “Redskins,” as they have been called for 80 years, was actually adopted to honor its second coach, Lone Star Dietz, who was descended from American Indians, before “Indians” became “Native Americans” (which is what most of us are).

Something being called something for 80 years is not a good enough reason to keep calling that something by that name. Ask the NCAA about that one. They have cracked down on Native American mascots, and you know what? The NCAA is doing just fine. And if you honor one man with your nickname, but insult hundreds of thousands of current Native American Indians, you know what? The balance ain't great.

This issue bubbles and squeaks from time to time because certain politicians are more concerned with getting their names in the newspapers than with the pain of the masses who are not offended by a name honoring the bravery and fighting spirit of the original Americans.

Read this again - the pain of the masses who aren't offended. Goddamn, I sure do want this editorial board to meet Suzan Shown Harjo.

Let me ask this question - what's the 2nd most offensive name in professional sports? Is there a close second? Can you think of a team name that offends you, even if the Redskins name doesn't offend you? If you can't think of one, guess what? The Redskins have the most offensive name. They have the ONLY offensive name in the NFL. Why is this an issue? 31 teams found a name that doesn't make Native People upset or some white people cringe. No other team in the NFL has this issue.

And listen - white people have always loved honoring the "bravery and fighting spirit of the original Americans". That's nothing new. Frank L. Baum, of the Oz books, wrote something painfully similar, more than 100 years ago: 


History would forget these latter despicable beings, and speak, in later ages of the glory of these grand Kings of forest and plain...but we at least do justice to the manly characteristics possessed, according to their lights and education, by the early Redskins of America.



That's the mindset from which Redskin sprung. Does it sound racist? Maybe it does, because it is painfully racist. Baum, by the way, was advocating the extermination of the Native American.

Back to the editorial:

A manufactured controversy over the name of a football team is a convenient way to direct attention away from scandal and sordid behavior. He should leave the management of the Redskins to those who actually know what they’re doing.

Manufactured controversy? FUCK YOU, Washington Times editorial. Really, fuck you. Up and down. Read something, ANYTHING, about life on the Reservations. Will changing the name of a football team change the radical poverty on the reservations? No, of course not. But it will signal to  Native Americans that White America isn't going to insult them just for the hell of it. That is starting to take Native America seriously, and that they aren't cartoons, or mascots, but FUCKING PEOPLE. That would mean a lot. And it is a simple fix. Why would anyone fight it?



Thursday, March 21, 2013

America's Got Lobo Fever!

It's called canine parvovirus, and it can be deadly.  Seriously, immunize your puppies. 

Symptoms include diarrhea, lethargy and loss of appetite.  It was easy to observe these symptoms during UNM's upset loss to Harvard.

Bro, I'm so sleepy


New Mexico plays basketball the way it does everything else:  in a toilet swirl of laziness and incompetence.  It took me three weeks and two trips to Santa Fe to buy a pair of shoes. 

Sucks!

Thursday, February 07, 2013

What to Make of College Basketball (Part 1 of at least 1)

On this eve of buzzer beaters and surprising winners, and yet another #1 team going down, let's talk about the Top 3 in college basketball, shall we? If you've only been paying attention since the Super Bowl, you may well be befuddled by what you are seeing in the Top 25. Or, if you are watching the Saint Mary's vs. Santa Clara tilt (like I am) you may have been surprised to hear the commentators mention in passing that fellow WCC team Gonzaga may well be in the Top 5 by next Monday.

"Hey, Gonzaga is a fine team," you may be thinking, "but Top 5?"

Kelly Olynyk
And you may be thinking that before you even see their player who recently garnered some WCC Player of the Week honors, Kelly Olynyk. "Hey, that guy looks like a giant version of that kid from "'Dazed and Confused'," you might say. Yeah, he does. And, he's fuckin' Canadian. And he's seven feet tall, so you know...that helps.

But I've gotten off track a bit. Let's look at Top 3 teams from various points in the season, and let's state something really obvious that basketball writers can't stop saying: There is no Kentucky of last year. You'll remember Kentucky last year? They had like 6 guys go in the NBA draft, and if you didn't have them in your Final Four last year, you were an idiot.

There is not a single team, right now, that anyone can mock you for excluding from the Final Four, or the Elite 8, and possibly even the Sweet 16. There may not be a single team that you can write down, in ink, as a 2 game winner in the Big Dance. Which is exciting, but undeniably a little odd.

I'm going to focus on the top 3, in general, but let's take a quick look at a team a bit further down in the pre-season poll. UNLV was ranked #18 in the nation as the season began. UNLV is now #5 in the Mountain West at 4-4. I believe, in general, that the Mountain West is good enough to send 3 or 4, or maybe, just maybe 5 teams to the Dance - but certainly UNLV with back-to-back losses to Boise State and Fresno State is not that team. Meanwhile, New Mexico, who received 9 votes in the same preseason poll that gave UNLV 488 votes, is now #15. So, there's the season in a microcosm. But let's look, like I said, at the Top 3.

Preseason Poll: #1 - Indiana  #2 Louisville  #3 Kentucky
Week 2: same.
Week 3: Kentucky drops out, #3 Ohio State
Week 4: Louisville drops out after losing, Ohio St drops without losing. #2 Duke, #3 Michigan
Week 5: same: Indiana, Duke, Michigan
Week 6: same (12/10/12)
Week 7: Duke, Michigan, Syracuse (first appearance for the Orange)
Week 8: Duke, Michigan, Arizona (PAC-10? WHAT?)
Week 9: same (simple: undefeated teams in the ACC, Big 10, and PAC 10. It won't last)
Week 10: Duke, Michigan, Louisville (Louisville supplants Arizona without Arizona losing)
Week 11: In the pre-season poll, 3 teams received votes for #1. For the majority of the weeks between then and this moment, 2 teams received votes for #1. This week? 5 teams. Things aren't getting clarified. They are getting messier. #1 Louisville, #2 Indiana, #3 Duke
Week 12: Duke, Michigan, Kansas
Week 13: Michigan, Kansas, Indiana (this was about the time people starting saying, "Rather than retread the same teams over and over again, how about this super tough Florida team, at #4 that's destroying the SEC and is 16-2, with one of the losses to #8 Arizona?)
Week 14: Indiana, Florida, Michigan -that's where we are now in the ranking system, and spoiler alert: both Indiana and Florida have lost since this poll came out.

If I'm counting right, that's almost a dozen teams that have enjoyed the Top 3 spots. And that's rare. And the Top 25 is even more chaotic, obviously.

My point is this: come March Madness, this is a great year to give your bracket over to your mentally ill grandfather, or your weird 3 year old niece. They've got as great a chance as the professional bracket makers and gamblers and sports reporters. It's a mess, and it's going to be great fun.


Tuesday, January 29, 2013

2013 Playoff Pick'em: Superbowl

The final game of football is upon us.  We must embrace its every tendril of warmth, for the next seven months will be cold.  For our participants, the 2013 Playoff Pick'em will be decided by this week's picks.  Because it's the Superbowl!

Standings
1.  Jess:  31 pts (+16)
2.  Adw:  26 pts (+4)
3.  MuMuMan:  24 pts (+14)
4.  Big BM:  21 pts (+8)

Superbowl Pick  +10
1.  Pick the winner:  San Francisco 49ers vs. Baltimore Ravens

Bonus Points    +7  (closest wins)
2.  San Francisco scores how many points?
3.  Baltimore scores how many points?
4.  Who is the Superbowl MVP?

Special Points    +3
5.  Who is the game's leading rusher?
6.  Who is the game's leading passer?
7.  Who is the game's leading receiver?
8.  Which defense forces the most turnovers?




Wednesday, January 16, 2013

2013 NFL Playoffs Pick'em: Conference Round

Some very high-quality football over the weekend, including a double overtime which none of our participants predicted.  Hey, it's tough out there.

In answer to MuMuMan's question, yes you can still post your picks.   Bigger and juicier points await, and competition is heated.  Jump on in!
Standings
1.  Adw:  22 pts (+14, almost perfect except the OT question)  [Atl/Pats; Broncos]
2.  Jess:  17 pts (+8)  [49ers/Broncos; 49ers]
3.  Big BM:  13 pts (+4) [49ers/Broncos; Atl]
4.  MuMuMan:  10 pts  [Seahawks/Broncos; Broncos]

Conference Round
Rank these by confidence.  Pick #1 = +4/-2, Pick #2 = +2

San Francisco 49ers at Atlanta Falcons
Baltimore Ravens at New England Patriots

Bonus Questions  +2
3.  Which game will be closer?
4.  Which game will have the most combined points?
5.  Which offense will have the most rushing yards?
6.  Which defense will allow the fewest passing yards?
7.  Which team will score a special teams or defensive TD?
8.  Which team will be penalized the most yards?


Wednesday, January 09, 2013

Indian Giving

My word, it was fun to watch RG3 play football in the burgundy and gold.  Bringing the torch of hope to the woeful franchise, and lighting our hearts with his determined grace.  Twenty years of agony melted away in the rays of a new sun.

Then he was left in a game to suffer not one but two further injuries to his already-sprained knee.  We now know that this injuries, compounded by the exponentially-growing weakness of the joint, were catastrophic.

RG3 destroyed the patella graft which replaced of the ACL he tore in college.  He also tore his LCL, the ligament which had once only been sprained.  Doctors will create a patella graft from his left (good) knee to attempt a total reconstruction of his blown right knee.

Two knee surgeries for the 22 year old rookie.  RG3 has amazed me with his maturity, skill and toughness.  So I am not ready to write him off, as my old gnarled fan-instincts tell me to (same old shit).  But his rehabilitation is going to require more from him than he's ever had to give, which is saying a lot. 

This offseason should have been one of hope.  It still is, but the nature and altitude of that hope has changed drastically. 

Monday, January 07, 2013

2013 NFL Playoffs Pick'em: Divisional Round

Many years, this is the most difficult round to predict.  Every team still in the playoffs has an arguable chance to make it to the Superbowl.  Some of these teams are jerks, but there is no helping that.  This week again features confidence picks, which my lead to more separation between our hard-charging competitors.

Standings
1.  MuMuMan:  10 pts (Seahawks/Broncos, Broncos)
2.  Jess:  9 pts  (49ers/Broncos, 49ers)
Big BM:  9 pts (49ers/Broncos, Atlanta)
3.  Adw:  8 pts (Atlanta/Patriots, Broncos)

Divisional Round
These are this week's games.  Ranks them from 1-4, with #1 being the pick you are most confident about (+4/-2) and #4 the pick you are least confident about (+1).

Baltimore Ravens at Denver Broncos
Green Bay Packers at San Fran 49ers
Seattle Seahawks at Atlanta Falcons
Houston Texans at New England Patriots

Bonus Questions +2
5.  Which game will be the biggest blowout?
6.  Which game will have the fewest combined points?
7.  Which game will go to overtime?

Thursday, January 03, 2013

2013 NFL Playoffs Pick'em: Wildcard

Welcome, dear friends, to the Playoff Pick'em.  Badcock Industries has pooled its vast resources, boiled them down to a paste, and then smeared that paste on Jerry Jones's limo.  Metaphorically.

First Prize is an awesome t-shirt!  Second prize is steak knives*.  Third prize is you're fucking fired.

This Pick'em is free to everyone.  Please list your picks in the comments.

These are the Wildcard games:
Bengals at Texans
Vikings at Packers
Colts at Ravens
Seahawks at Skins

How Do It Work?
It works thusly:  the first part of the Pick'em is a confidence pick.  Rank your picks in order according to which you think is most likely. 

1. (most confident) +4 if right, -2 if wrong
2. +3
3. +2
4. (least confident) +1

So if you know for sure that the Packers will win, put them at pick #1.  If you have to flip a coin on Colts/Ravens, put that pick at #4.

Bonus Questions  +2
5.  Which game will be the closest?
6.  Which game will have the most combined points?

Going Deep    +7
7.  Pick the NFC champion
8.  Pick the AFC champion

Superballs Deep    +10
9.  Pick the NFL champion




* steak knives not included

I won the regular season pick'em and, while I enjoy victory, I found that I preferred it when someone else won.  This could be you!

Friday, December 28, 2012

NFL Pick'em: Week Seventeen

It all comes down to this.  The final week in the 2012 NFL Pick'em.  Do not despair at those rankings, because there is a blizzard of bonus points from the beginning of the season.  So hang on tight, make these final picks count and cross your fingers. 

Next week will crown the IDYFT Regular Season Champion.  It will also launch the Playoff Pick'em, which promises more thrills, more competitiveness, more wild action for any and every reader of this site.  Spread the word!

Standings
1.  Adw:  163 pts (+22)
2.  Big BM:  126 pts (+7)
3.  Jess:  116 pts

Week Seventeen
1.  Your Big Shoe-in?  +3/-2
2.  Your Little Shoe-in?  +2
3.  Surprise!  Your underdog list:  (+5)
     Dolphins, Chiefs, Eagles, Rams, Cardinals
4.  I Dislike Your Favorite Team +1/-1
5.  Clash of the Titans +5:  Dallas Cowboys at Washington Redskins
6. Clash of the Titans (the remake) +5:  Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings

Bonus Questions +4
7.  Which game will have the highest combined score?
8.  Which game will have the lowest combined score?

Bonus Questions +3
9.  Which defense will not allow a passing TD?
10.  Which offense will score 2 TDs rushing?

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

NFL Pick'em Mulligan: Week Sixteen

We'll just forget about last week.  Apparently the pneumatic tubes at Badcock Industries became obstructed by a surge of RG3-related limericks, and our participants' picks didn't make it to the proper NFL therapist/analyst departments.

Fear not.  In the spirit of Festivus, we'll just vacate last week's action. 

What about the playoff pick'em, you may ask?  I've got some good things planned, and it's going to be sweet.  But first, the wrestling.

Standings
1.  Adw:  141 pts
2.  Big BM:  119 pts
3.  Jess:  116 pts

Week Fifteen
1.  Your Big Shoe-in?  +3/-2
2.  Your Little Shoe-in?  +2
3.  Surprise!  Your underdog list:  (+5)
     Jags, Titans, Raiders, MN
4.  I Dislike Your Favorite Team +1/-1
5.  Clash of the Titans +5:  San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks

Bonus Questions +4
6.  Which game will have the closest score?
7.  Which game will have the biggest blowout?

Bonus Questions +3
8.  Which defense will not allow a rushing TD?
9.  Which offense will score 2 TDs passing?

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

NFL Pick'em: Week Fifteen

Everybody stepped in big poo with last week's Big Shoe-in.  Points were hard to come by for everyone.  Perhaps this week we'll remember our galoshes.

Standings
1.  Adw:  141 pts (+8)
2.  Big BM:  119 pts (+8)
3.  Jess:  116 pts

Week Fifteen
1.  Your Big Shoe-in?  +3/-2
2.  Your Little Shoe-in?  +2
3.  Surprise!  Your underdog list:  (+5)
     Jags, Colts, Cardinals
4.  I Dislike Your Favorite Team +1/-1
5.  Clash of the Titans +5:  Green Bay Packers at Chicago Bears

Bonus Questions +4
6.  Which game will have the closest score?
7.  Which game will have the biggest blowout?

Bonus Questions +3
8.  Which defense will not allow a rushing TD?
9.  Which offense will score 2 TDs passing?

Friday, December 07, 2012

Keep Wading Deeper, My Nerfneck

The internet has been reporting that Nerfneck Turner will be fired as soon as this season is over.

This is a great day, and every day henceforth shall also be great!

The Neck has been severed!

Bonus:  I found this classic while searching images of "norv turner neck"


Guess where it came from?  A totally raunchy and hilarious post on this very site, back in the "Badcock" days, about the hiring of Wade Philips in Dallas and Norv Turner in San Diego.  The best part is that I was hilariously 100% right about everything.

It contains this chestnut:

Genius? His playcalling is shit. Shit. Norval Eugene Turner, your playcalling is Shit.

This firecracker post is called Wade Deeper, My Nerfneck and it pulls the saga of Nerfneck into crystalline focus.  Even though it seems to have been written under the influence of Irish whiskey.

Norv Turner, you suck!  Fuck you!

You suck!