That's just not a headline you're going to get reading the New York Times.
You have to love Minnesota, and that sense that whilst we live in big cultured cities, there is plenty of rural nuttiness just nearby. Don't worry--the donkey is OK.
It also strikes me that "Donkey in a Well" should be a IDYFT neologism. It sounds like it could describe Bill Belichek in some sort of a way.
Photo by Jeffrey Hage, AP Photo/The Daily Journal