Thanks for that, sucky White Sox Bullpen.
Also, it should be noted that beloved smalltown morning show DJs, AJ and the Hawk (who somehow ended up on national cable TV) complimented the General Management and Player Management of the Twins.
"Thank God", they said, "that Carl Pohlad won't give the Twins any real money to play with."
Imagine one real power-hitting 3rd baseman on this Twins team. It wouldn't even be close.
Here's hoping the Twins can beat the fucking Kansas City Royals 1 out of 3 times with a ticket to the goddamn postseason in the balance. Is that so much to ask? Beating the worst team in your division just once out of 3 times? C'mon Twins!