"A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said Wednesday. A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road -- only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk."
Or as Jess from I Was Told There Would Be Bacon put it, "Drunk Badger, my ass. It's probably just Milhouse."
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