Friday, August 28, 2009

Jay Glazer, Scientist

We all remember how Sir Isaac Newton used potatoes to determine the heights of various objects, right? Sure.

Jay Glazer is bringing back the scientific method, hucking potatoes at the Dallas Cowboy video boards. If Jay can't throw a potato at it, than certainly a kicker can't regularly hit it (despite the fact that every kicker who been in the stadium has reported that they can and will).

Jay Glazer, scientist. Maybe he should get a cameo on Mythbusters, just huckin' potatoes at shit.

(tip of the cap to regular reader Black Freighter, who alerted me to this nonsense)

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