The NFL's Dirtiest Player, As Voted by NFL Players?

In a landslide, Hines Ward.

What has the NFL become when the dirtiest player isn't just not a lineman, but a wide receiver? That's wrong, dammit.

Somewhere, Conrad Dobler is spitting in rage. Probably in some neighborhood kid's mouth. (And there, of course, the joke gets sad and real again. Dobler is 90% disabled from his years of big hitting in the NFL, and guess what entity that makes at least 8 billion dollars in revenue doesn't want to pay his medical bills?)

Christ, even my "funny" posts are turning into political invective. But I'm pretty sure it's not my fault.