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As muumuuman previously reported, with much deserved derision, Koy Detmer is a Viking.
However, Muumuuman neglected to mention that sets up a reunion this Sunday of Koy Detmer and Brett Favre.
We've talked about this before, but let us quote Don Banks who described their first meeting in a rather G-Rated way.
If you've forgotten, Detmer reproduced a bizarre and semi-obscene gesture from that bastion of pop culture, Beavis and Butthead, and incorporated it into a little mid-field dance. Facing Favre and the Packers, Detmer executed a move that came to be called "the whip."
Now, here's how we described it:
I think it had to have been 4th quarter when this happened because the Detmer celebration (after throwing a TD) was one that no Detmer, and no QB, really, would make without thinking the game was in hand. Detmer "simulated" reaching into his pants, digging out his cock, and then slapping some chick's ass as he did her from behind. Stockton and his partner said something like, "Wow, that's some crazy dance from Detmer." No, it wasn't a dance. He was miming pulling out his cock, and slapping a chick on the ass! Favre gets back on the field, drives down the field, and chucks a TD pass. He, looking right at Detmer, apes the cock-whipping out dance. The TV people are oblivous: "Favre's mocking Detmer's crazy dance!"
For the love of God, let Brook Bollinger get injured so the Detmer/Favre simulating doggy-style pantomine can have a Part Deux. Please, please, please!
And now again, for posterity, is the video (we had it before, and it got removed, for some reason)
8 comments:
There is a nice tie in with your post and mine: I believe it has something to do with Koy Detmer being money when his object is slow moving and pregnant.
The part I remember most was Philadelphia just dismantling Green Bay in that game (that's why Detmer was even in the game).
Favre acted all big and tough but the scoreboard? It told a different story that day.
It reminds me of that Super Bowl when SF was creaming SD and some Charger started dancing and pumping his fist over some good play he'd made. Deion Sanders just tapped him on the shoulder and pointed to the scoreboard.
The packers won that game idiots.
http://www.jt-sw.com/football/boxes/index.nsf/Games/1998-13-phi-gb
http://www.jt-sw.com/football/boxes/index.nsf/Games/1998-13-phi-gb
I didn't think we suggested otherwise. But that was some good namecalling, anonymous.
E said...
The part I remember most was Philadelphia just dismantling Green Bay in that game (that's why Detmer was even in the game).
Favre acted all big and tough but the scoreboard? It told a different story that day.
Not so much. The packers won 24-16
I appreciate hyperbole and incredulity as much as the next guy (which is to say, not much), but I think it's pretty clear that Detmer was "simulating" taking off his belt and whipping someone with it. Not "digging out his cock." Come on.
He was clearly digging out his cock, unless he keeps his belt stuffed down his pants.
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