Alternative headline: Haven't the Kitties Been Pounded Enough?
Josh was quoted by Randball as saying "Who on earth would buy that? I suppose a woman could use it as a chastity belt, because any dude would know he’d be going 0-fer after seeing that surprise. It may also appeal to those giving up sex for Lent."
I could not disagree more. This is a signal that the woman in question is interested in some casual Sunday scoring. And lots of it. I'd recommend it for any Detroit lady fan who considers herself a "bottom". (Extra kink bonus: have your significant other dress up as Matt Millen).
Some of these images should be jarring.