Saturday, March 07, 2009

Shocking Discovery: Sexually Repressed Regions Use the Internet

Per capita, Utah leads the nation in pay-for-porn subscriptions over the Internet.


Subscriptions are slightly more prevalent in states that have enacted conservative legislation on sexuality. .... subscriptions are also more prevalent in states where surveys indicate conservative positions on religion, gender roles, and sexuality. In states where more people agree that "Even today miracles are performed by the power of God" and "I never doubt the existence of God," there are more subscriptions to this service. Subscriptions are also more prevalent in states where more people agree that "I have old-fashioned values about family and marriage" and "AIDS might be God's punishment for immoral sexual behavior."



2 comments:

Jess said...

Perhaps the righteous feel virtuous about paying for their porn, unlike the shiftless, dirty heathens who frequent sites like YouPorn and RedTube.

I wonder what they'd think of Lolporn?

Muumuuman said...

Awesome Jess - could you just send me all your bookmarks?