Sunday, August 10, 2008

IDYFT NFL Pick 'Em: Extra Ham, Hold the Spread

Rather than agonize over the 3 1/2 point spread in the Dolphins v. 49ers, how about we pile up some extra ham?

Introducing the IDYFT NFL Pick 'Em, devoted solely to the important wins of the NFL season. How does it work? Glad you asked.

Every week, all readers of IDYFT are welcome to enter their picks for a few select categories. Points are won or lost on the way to the end of the regular season.

The winner will receive 1 (one) To The Last Drop t-shirt, printed on cruelty-free 100% cotton and available in all men's and women's sizes. Note: some Midwestern sizes not available.

These will be the categories. If anyone has any really swell ideas for additional categories please leave a comment. Or eat your own ass with melted muenster and hot sauce, I don't care.

Big Shoe-In
Pick one team that will definitely win. Lace it up for +3 points or step in big poo for -7 points.

Ron Paul
Pick the longshot underdog of the week, drawing from a weekly Underdog List. Speak truth to power for +7 points or face the reality of the situation for -3 points. Note: this is in no way an endorsement of Ron Paul.

I Dislike Your Favorite Team
You may either pick your favorite team to win or you may pick your most disliked team to lose. 'Tis upon your honor, mon liege, for +/- 3 points. *

Clash of the Titans
A different featured Game Of The Week, every week, for seventeen weeks for +/- 7 points! That is bad-muthafuckin-ass, like Perseus!

The IDYFT NFL Pick 'Em features full transparency with both mocking and mockable commentary. All results tabulated by Professor Badcock's Portable Calculator.

* you can only have one "most disliked" team, and you can't all pick the Raiders as your "most disliked" team just because they suck.


Lucy Rhode said...

You are a good man.

How do we get a To the Last Drop t-shirt if we lose? Remind us again.

Miwacar said...

so, let me get this straight. Are you going to post these categories weekly, then compile and analyze the results? I know you and I have my doubts Mr. Wice. Please do not forget that it is a 16 game regular season.

that said, I will kick ass in this mo-fo!

Andrew Wice said...

1) You can get a To The Last Drop t-shirt at any moment of the day by going to the website and sending me an email with your size and mailing address. I'll bill you later.

2) Yes, Miwacar, I will post categories weekly AND analyze results. Your doubts are misguided: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

And yes boner, while each team plays 16 games each has one bye week. Thus, a 17-game season.

And the only ass you will be kicking is the ass of your own ass!